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Joseph Robinson

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Biography:

As one-half of the Fish Jelly duo, Joseph is known for his spoiler-filled recaps and scathing beauty commentary. Once a celebrity hairstylist, he now spends his time creating YouTube videos, complaining about bad wigs and unnecessarily long running times. Joseph is a native Los Angelino where he currently resides with his husband and hairless cat

Reviews

Movies TV Shows
Blue Film (2025) 91% 3/5 EDIT “Blue Film is so unsettling it practically demands a therapist on standby. Proceed with caution.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) May 6, 2026 Full Review Hokum (2026) 88% 4.5/5 EDIT “Layered, engaging, and genuinely unnerving—Hokum is one of the best horror films in recent memory.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) May 1, 2026 Full Review Deep Water (2026) 73% 3/5 EDIT “Deep Water is a surprisingly satisfying survival thriller that taps into primal fears with sharp, familiar echoes.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 30, 2026 Full Review The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026) 78% 2/5 EDIT “The Devil Wears Prada 2 stumbles in every direction—missing the original’s spark, sidestepping the modern media world, and unraveling into something strangely disjointed.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 30, 2026 Full Review Apex (2026) 67% 2.5/5 EDIT “Egerton’s charisma can’t quite rescue a survival thriller that often resembles a muted BBC nature special. ” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 24, 2026 Full Review Over Your Dead Body (2026) 68% 3.5/5 EDIT “Over Your Dead Body is a twisty, blood-soaked ride with a surprisingly honest take on a love gone sour.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 24, 2026 Full Review Fuze (2025) 73% 2.5/5 EDIT “Fuze is tense throughout but ultimately undone by jarring tonal shifts and hard-to-root-for antiheroes.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 24, 2026 Full Review Michael (2026) 39% 2.5/5 EDIT “It’s impossible to picture anyone else in the role—Jafaar Jackson delivers a performance tailor-made for fans of the King of Pop.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 21, 2026 Full Review Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026) 47% 3/5 EDIT “Lee Cronin's The Mummy is bloated, grotesque, and completely ridiculous, yet undeniably entertaining.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 17, 2026 Full Review Mother Mary (2026) 72% 3/5 EDIT “Cole and Hathaway deliver, but Mother Mary's ambition sometimes gets lost in its own embellishments.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 17, 2026 Full Review Normal (2025) 76% 3/5 EDIT “A slow start can’t derail the sheer fun of Normal’s charming cast and explosive action.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 17, 2026 Full Review Erupcja (2025) 85% 3/5 EDIT “Erupcja is an intriguing anti-romcom that sparks conversation, even if it feels a little too slight for its own good.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 16, 2026 Full Review Faces of Death (2026) 68% 3/5 EDIT “More than just gore, Faces of Death is an inventive remake with a chilling take on the business of going viral.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 10, 2026 Full Review You, Me & Tuscany (2026) 66% 2.5/5 EDIT “You, Me & Tuscany is a rom-com where the supporting cast does all the heavy lifting, while two miscast leads with zero spark flounder in a muddled story.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 10, 2026 Full Review The Christophers (2025) 96% 3.5/5 EDIT “McKellen and Cole shine, even if The Christophers could stand to lose some excess.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 9, 2026 Full Review The Blue Trail (2025) 100% 4/5 EDIT “Visually stunning and beautifully somber, The Blue Trail is proof it's never too late to explore what life has to offer.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 3, 2026 Full Review The Drama (2026) 76% 4.5/5 EDIT “Provocative, bold, and uncomfortably comedic, The Drama tackles a hot-button issue with striking nuance.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Apr 2, 2026 Full Review Alpha (2025) 58% 2/5 EDIT “Despite compelling performances and intriguing ideas, Alpha buckles under a sprawling, convoluted narrative and an underwhelming titular character.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 27, 2026 Full Review Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2026) 76% 2/5 EDIT “Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice is an overstuffed, low-energy comedic time-travel misfire weighed down by a lifeless central romance.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 27, 2026 Full Review They Will Kill You (2026) 65% 3/5 EDIT “A ludicrous genre ride, They Will Kill You delivers enough humor, action, and gore to stay consistently entertaining.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 27, 2026 Full Review Tow (2025) 77% 2/5 EDIT “Tow is a muddled, after-school sermon that fumbles its own critique of corporate greed.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 24, 2026 Full Review Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026) 74% 2/5 EDIT “A muddled mix of family drama, routine carnage, and flashes of dark comedy, Ready or Not 2 is a nonsensical slog—fit only for forgettable, one-time viewing.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 20, 2026 Full Review Project Hail Mary (2026) 94% 4/5 EDIT “Project Hail Mary is an inspiring tribute to learning, human ingenuity, and the courage to be great.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 17, 2026 Full Review Slanted (2025) 68% 1.5/5 EDIT “All premise and no punch - Slanted is a frustrating, half-baked satire that can’t even scare up the horror.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 14, 2026 Full Review The Gates (2026) 48% 2.5/5 EDIT “An intriguing premise and flashes of real tension keep The Gates watchable, but it ultimately fumbles the ball with a series of baffling choices.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Mar 13, 2026 Full Review
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