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Gone With The Twins

Gone With The Twins is not a Tomatometer-approved publication. Reviews from this publication only count toward the Tomatometer® when written by the following Tomatometer-approved critic(s): Mike Massie.

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7/10
Mortal Kombat II (2026) Mike Massie McQuoid’s second theatrical foray into the Mortal Kombat universe is the franchise’s most earnest and most entertaining, balancing wit and severity with bloodthirsty violence.
Posted May 06, 2026  Edit critic review
3/10
The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026) Mike Massie Countless references, callbacks, nods, and repetition suggest that the film isn’t all that interested in having an identity of its own.
Posted Apr 29, 2026  Edit critic review
9/10
The Guard (2011) Mike Massie Gleeson is perfectly cast as the disgruntled, bitter lead – a no-nonsense yet excessively sardonic character who doesn’t do anything by the books, but get results anyway.
Posted Apr 28, 2026  Edit critic review
5/10
Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) Mike Massie It’s difficult to be entertained by such relentless carnage, even if some of the butchery is impressively grotesque and outrageous.
Posted Apr 28, 2026  Edit critic review
1/10
Lake Placid 3 (2010) Mike Massie It’s a wildly pathetic production, overflowing with ineffective ideas and nonsensical stalling tactics.
Posted Apr 28, 2026  Edit critic review
4/10
Nowhere to Run (1993) Mike Massie Despite some decent stunts and long-awaited showdowns (and nonsensical leaps through the air whilst discharging firearms), it's simply too slow and uneventful to stand apart from other likeminded pictures.
Posted Apr 28, 2026  Edit critic review
2/10
Lords of the Deep (1989) Mike Massie For an undersea thriller, it contains virtually no thrills; the film excels at portraying nothingness.
Posted Apr 28, 2026  Edit critic review
9/10
Presumed Innocent (1990) Mike Massie As inquisitive, prodding, gentle piano music by John Williams presides over the musings and revelations, the picture boasts superb acting all around.
Posted Apr 28, 2026  Edit critic review
8/10
Stand by Me (1986) Mike Massie The incredibly formative years on display are both fantastic and ordinary, which is undoubtedly what makes this film so enjoyable.
Posted Apr 28, 2026  Edit critic review
4/10
The Devil Wears Prada (2006) Mike Massie There’s plenty of humor, but the main premise of a demanding yet glamorous dream-job turning into a nightmare is far from original.
Posted Apr 28, 2026  Edit critic review
7/10
Slither (2006) Mike Massie Despite the general lack of fresh ideas, the half-send-up and partially-earnest thriller still musters plenty of entertainment value.
Posted Apr 28, 2026  Edit critic review
4/10
Highway to Hell (1991) Mike Massie With its consistent state of nonsense, this madcap curio can’t sustain its entertainment value.
Posted Apr 28, 2026  Edit critic review
6/10
Layer Cake (2004) Mike Massie It carries on for a bit too long, testing the limits of patience for this sort of stylized crime drama.
Posted Apr 28, 2026  Edit critic review
2/10
Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) Mike Massie At least there are a handful of impressive fire-based stunts and glass-breaking collisions.
Posted Apr 28, 2026  Edit critic review
4/10
Normal (2025) Mike Massie A few satisfying showdowns and one or two solid wisecracks aren’t enough to push this into the realm of memorable.
Posted Apr 14, 2026  Edit critic review
4/10
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026) Mike Massie Fine for younger audiences, but will likely leave adult viewers wondering what the point of any of this was.
Posted Mar 31, 2026  Edit critic review
4/10
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026) Mike Massie It includes so much stalling (or proneness to inaction) that viewers will surely be shaking their fists at the screen.
Posted Mar 18, 2026  Edit critic review
7/10
Project Hail Mary (2026) Mike Massie It’s undoubtedly amusing, but it’s operating with scant elements unseen in previous, epic sci-fi adventures.
Posted Mar 10, 2026  Edit critic review
4/10
THE BRIDE! (2026) Mike Massie The film’s uneven singularness is outmatched by its unsatisfying execution; it isn’t even bizarre enough to generate notable awe.
Posted Mar 05, 2026  Edit critic review
6/10
Hoppers (2026) Mike Massie Without a little heartache, few of the laughs have enough staying power on their own.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
4/10
The Great Gatsby (1974) Mike Massie It offers a potent message, but not one that generates much entertainment value.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
7/10
Witchfinder General (1968) Mike Massie Price is particularly savage and cruel (one-note and arc-less, but perfectly adorned in Puritan garb, convincingly exhibiting an unwavering wickedness), enabling him to be worthy of his upcoming, beastly comeuppance.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
4/10
The Quest (1996) Mike Massie Nearly the last half of the movie is the competition itself, exhibiting stereotypically-dressed entrants from numerous countries steadily eliminating one another as viewers cheer and jeer.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
5/10
Bloodsport (1988) Mike Massie It may be focused rather single-mindedly on ruthless hand-to-hand combat, accentuating muscly he-men who are often shirtless, but the repetition isn’t too bad.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
6/10
Lionheart (1990) Mike Massie Though it crawled to get there, the conclusion is satisfying, even if too neat and tidy and predictable.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
5/10
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1977) Mike Massie Even with the notable source material, the dependable stars, and the all-around morbidness of this sci-fi/horror spectacle, the pacing is a touch slow.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
2/10
Malibu Express (1985) Mike Massie Everything that isn’t a straightforward sex scene just isn’t approached with much care.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
4/10
Point of No Return (1993) Mike Massie The film thrives on cinematic timing – or overly convenient near-misses and fortuitous circumstances during deadly confrontations – which cheapens the impact of missions.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
6/10
The Wicked Lady (1983) Mike Massie It’s not particularly original, though the cast does a fine job with the limited script.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
3/10
The To Do List (2013) Mike Massie A few scenes are amusing, but for the most part, the film substitutes genuine hilarity with overwrought raunchiness.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
1/10
Saturday the 14th (1981) Mike Massie This has to be one of the most senseless of all horror/comedy hybrids, failing at every concept it attempts to parody.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
2/10
Double Team (1997) Mike Massie This just might be one of the stupidest action movies ever made.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
6/10
Deadly Eyes (1982) Mike Massie The chaos of the climax, with limb-chewing bloodshed, is quite entertaining.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
2/10
Mulholland Dr. (2001) Mike Massie Made by Lynch for Lynch – everyone else hoping to be brought into the fold, or even merely entertained, are evidently inconsequential and irrelevant.
Posted Mar 02, 2026  Edit critic review
7/10
How to Make a Killing (2026) Mike Massie With cynical wit and some pleasingly eccentric supporting characters, it's an engaging update to the Ealing masterpiece.
Posted Feb 18, 2026  Edit critic review
8/10
Vanishing Point (1971) Mike Massie “Vanishing Point” lives on as an unrivaled spectacle of uncensored fun and excitement. It’s definitely not your average chase flick.
Posted Feb 04, 2026  Edit critic review
6/10
Shelter (2026) Mike Massie It’s fantasy of the most straightforward, unsophisticated kind, with a decent sense of adventure, which is almost enough to counteract the mediocre dialogue and the imitation of other recent pictures.
Posted Jan 28, 2026  Edit critic review
3/10
Mercy (2026) Mike Massie A fun idea with a thrilling premise, but the execution is ludicrous.
Posted Jan 21, 2026  Edit critic review
6/10
All You Need Is Kill (2025) Mike Massie It’s purposefully stylized, but it’s not the most straightforwardly pleasing animation.
Posted Jan 19, 2026  Edit critic review
5/10
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) Mike Massie Though the brunt of this middle chapter wraps up all of its fresh tangents with a decent conclusion, it’s also quite apparent that the parting shots are just another tease for another sequel.
Posted Jan 13, 2026  Edit critic review
6/10
Greenland 2: Migration (2026) Mike Massie Perhaps the most unique aspect of this production is its unlikely, optimistic perspective.
Posted Jan 08, 2026  Edit critic review
5/10
Planet of the Apes (2001) Mike Massie Instead of ratcheting up to an indelible conclusion (which doesn’t provide solutions, like in the 1968 original), the focus shifts to large-scale battles with nonsensical duels.
Posted Jan 03, 2026  Edit critic review
8/10
Bluebeard's Eighth Wife (1938) Mike Massie In the world of Lubitsch’s love stories, contention can be quite alluring.
Posted Jan 03, 2026  Edit critic review
4/10
The Punisher (1990) Mike Massie The script is just generic enough that it’s difficult to care too much about the characters and their outcomes.
Posted Jan 03, 2026  Edit critic review
6/10
Pale Rider (1985) Mike Massie The revenge formula is dependable, with obvious antagonists who require a special kind of cinematic justice.
Posted Jan 03, 2026  Edit critic review
4/10
The Fireball (1950) Mike Massie It isn’t without its entertainment value, but it’s not unique enough or exciting enough to leave much of a mark, particularly as it falls into the realm of an inspirational sports drama.
Posted Jan 03, 2026  Edit critic review
5/10
Forbidden World (1982) Mike Massie Since the performances are so mediocre, it’s difficult to get wrapped up in the thrills; the characters aren’t able to convey appropriate levels of fear or even concern.
Posted Jan 03, 2026  Edit critic review
8/10
The Count of Monte Cristo (2002) Mike Massie The ways in which it plays out its basic concepts of personal reinvention and much-anticipated comeuppances are largely effective.
Posted Jan 03, 2026  Edit critic review
3/10
Constantine (2005) Mike Massie Since the various goings-on are abnormal, puzzling, metaphysical, and embellished by dated computer graphics, it’s difficult to get too wrapped up in the plot.
Posted Jan 03, 2026  Edit critic review
6/10
Gun Shy (2000) Mike Massie Though it focuses on character development and interactions, with a surprisingly capable script (it’s not often that a lead deals with irritable bowels), expertly delivered by Neeson and Platt, it doesn’t move very quickly.
Posted Jan 03, 2026  Edit critic review
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