House of Darkness

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Sam 09/23/2022 Movie sucked ass, just a guy being awkward for an hour and a half See more anonymous 09/12/2022 waste of time and money See more Chas 09/10/2022 Overall this movie was just awful. See more Max R @MaxRebo 2d Please do yourself a favor and don't watch unless you like just pissing your time away. Worst movie I've seen in a long time. Everyone involved in the making of this movie should be ashamed of themselves. There are slow burners and then there's no flame lit at all. Just talking and contemplating for almost 2 hrs, nothing happens to tide you over , just continuing pointless babble between characters until last 5 minutes of the movie and by that time you really just want Justin Long to die already, if you didn't already at the start. He does play the perfect stereotypical doosch bag, I will give him that, that's usually how he's type cast and probably his general personality. The fact that RT gave this 60% really puts their knowledge and credibility of films reviews in question. I wouldn't give this more than 10% . Negative -5 Stars See more Nicholas J @NickJunes Jan 21 The man the protagonist is based on does not exist. It’s like a 12-year-old girl wrote a caricature of a man. In my 45 years of life I have never met a man like this. There’s no way a man like this would even get married. At times he acts like getting laid is really important and other times he acts like it’s not. Sometimes he respects women and sometimes he doesn’t. His character is incredibly inconsistent. If he actually acted this way in real life nobody could bear to be around him. He appears to be in some kind of sales or consultant job which makes his personality even more unbelievable. No one could be as socially awkward as this man and hold a professional career. He is like a child. This is what makes it so hard to believe. The premise of the movie is good but the writing and the lead male character is not believable. He’s like an annoying virgin yet he’s fine with being incredibly aggressive... He makes no sense. See more P-Funk @PFunk69 Jan 16 Pretty bad. Naming your characters Mina and Lucy is just too obvious as to where this is going. You basically knew they were vampires within 1 second. For all the tension the payoff ending was so predictable and boring. And no explanation of the whole dream sequence like was it real or what? It didn’t make sense. I love vampire movies of all kinds ss and this was just not worth it. See more Read all reviews

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